Ghosty
4th July 2004, 07:27 AM
A teacher was giving a class a lesson on Mathematics.
As she was writing on the blackboard, her chalk chipped and fell to the floor. She kneeled down to pick it up from the clasroom floor. As she kneeled down, a student shouted out "Miss, I can see your ankle!". She turned at the student and said " Go out, and don't come back for three days".
Next, she was writing a mathematical equation. As she was writing it down, her chalk broke again. She kneeled down to pick up off the floor, as this was happening, another student exclaimed "Miss, I can see your knee!". Obviously furious, she shouted out to him "Go out, and don't come back for a week!"
In the last 5 minutes class time, the teacher's chalk broke again, as she kneeled down this time to pick it up, she saw off the corner of her eye a student making for the doorway. She turned and snapped at him immediately "And where do you think you're going?". He said "Miss, from what I've seen, my school days are over".
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As she was writing on the blackboard, her chalk chipped and fell to the floor. She kneeled down to pick it up from the clasroom floor. As she kneeled down, a student shouted out "Miss, I can see your ankle!". She turned at the student and said " Go out, and don't come back for three days".
Next, she was writing a mathematical equation. As she was writing it down, her chalk broke again. She kneeled down to pick up off the floor, as this was happening, another student exclaimed "Miss, I can see your knee!". Obviously furious, she shouted out to him "Go out, and don't come back for a week!"
In the last 5 minutes class time, the teacher's chalk broke again, as she kneeled down this time to pick it up, she saw off the corner of her eye a student making for the doorway. She turned and snapped at him immediately "And where do you think you're going?". He said "Miss, from what I've seen, my school days are over".
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