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fazli
30th September 2004, 01:02 AM
Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that the U. S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate. They can also track her calves right to their stalls, and tell you what kind of feed they ate.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in this country, including people that are trying to blow up important structures in the U. S!

My solution: Give every visitor a cow as soon as they enter the
country.

Cheers!

Panoramic
30th September 2004, 02:16 AM
LOL

! amazing.

nbezuidenhout
30th September 2004, 02:28 AM
The cows get radio tags soon after birth. That is part of the tags on their ears.

As for the illegal aliens, unless they also get tags at birth, it is not quite so easy to keep track of them. Although we all know that this is exactly what the Pentagon would like to do with some of the post-9/11 laws.

fazli
30th September 2004, 09:57 PM
Maybe the UN will take a decision (WHO perhaps) that all children born in member countries MUST be radio tagged in their insides?